
baldy
girl i was singing sad songs and i was scatting sentimental tunes
i was crazy and lonely cause i had been abused
and i was scared and broke suddenly i had no revenue
but then I saw baldy baldy with the beard
gimme bautista
i’ll take drax over drake
and aquaman aint got nothing on my new tatted up bae
i got a low key crush if only he would look my way
i want baldy
baldy with the beard
mr. clean should let me know when he needs a new shave
and I’ll hold the bar and help him stretch when his muscles ache
and when he’s bulking i’ll make his favorite protein shake
and i wont forget the yogurt
i bet he likes full fat
girl he can get it
tell sinbad I’m wit it
i might have to go get it
i want 6.5 and fit
yeah girl im lit
cause sinbad’s a hit
i said now sister ooooo
and he likes nerdy girls too
hey excuse me. i know you don't me and i don't mean to creepy but i see you in the gym every saturday morning and i noticed that you always get the chocolate peanut butter protein shake. well its my favorite too. i know girls dont usually do this but i was wondering if you would like to have a drink with me sometime. we can just chill or go for a walk. there's this awesome trail by my apartment and if we go in the evening, then we can watch the fireflies. it's like christmas in july. like christmas in july.